slenderman lets you borrow his tie
he is lenderman
slenderman tends to your wounds
he is menderman
slenderman gently caresses you
slenderman has a dry scalp.
he is danderman.
I am fully convinced that Fifty Shades of Grey was written by the guidance counselor from 10 Things I Hate About You.
All of my writing for my tv show is gone.
Not to toot my own horn, but I feel like it was my best writing yet. I really had something there, and now…gone. Notes, treatments, scripts, my show bible…all of it is gone.